Answers to your burning Questions

I know you all have questions....the kind that keep you up at night. They stress you out and make it so you can't function like a normal person. Well... I'm glad that you are here, I'm glad that you made it and that I can help you.

Q: When you can't find your shoes, where is the most logical place to look?

A: Look in the bottom of the laundry, naturally!

Q} Do shoes really have super powers? No.... sorry they do not make you run faster, or jump higher....

A: Not unless they are Transformer shoes, then of course they have super powers and really cool powers like wall clinging.

Q:Your pet dinosaur has been bugging you all day, what do you do?

A} Take him for a walk, and since they don't walk on a leash very well, it's easiest if you put them on the scooter.

***{forward....I went to Utah last March for my brother wedding, and ever where I went I saw a blue FJ Cruiser, I now see is all the time... I swear the car is stalking me.}***

Q}What do you do when you are sure you are being stalked by a car? {a blue FJ Cruiser to be exact}

A} You make them move next door so you can watch them!

Q} You have a new umbrella and no rain, what do you do?

A} Use the sprinklers

Q} You come down stairs and your stuff has been moved.... ghosts maybe.

A:{Or you can just look in the reflection.} If you are going to be sneaky, don't take a picture of yourself.

Q} What do you do when your neighbor wants her 15 minute of fame....

A} Easy... put her picture on you blog. Look Priscilla it's you!!!! {this is my totally awesome {and hot, and talented, and funny} neighbor!}

Q} What do you do if you want to fly....

A: Flap your arms really fast. {and have a super cool swing}

Q:What happens when you put dad in charge of breakfast?

A: You get German Chocolate cake and milk


Q:What happens when you give the boy what ever he wants to keep him quiet during church?

A: He breaks it.

Q: Why are boys so convenient?

A: Does this need an explanation??

Q: What do you do when you don't like the blondish, redish, orangeish color in your hair? And then.... you leave in the dark hair dye in to long,{thanks to a phone call with the neighbor that wants her 15 minutes} and then.... the husband is making fun of you because you look gothic?

A: Wash your hair and then do a hot oil treatment and then.... use dawn dish soap to draw out more color. Then you get the dark brown {NOT black} color that you wanted.

Q: People ask me all the time if I share with my kids.....

A: Of course I do!!! I eat the red and green candies, and they get the orange and yellow, the ones I don't like.

Q: What do red, yellow, green, blue, orange, and purple make?

A: A brownish, greenish, greyish color.

Q: What do you get when a permanent marker and a toddler are in the same room together?

A: You get a work of art. Just.... not where you want it.

There you have it. I hope you can sleep better now, and that your curiosity is cured... at least a little bit. If you have any other question let me know I would love to solve them for you.