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Monday, July 27, 2009

Answers to your burning Questions

I know you all have questions....the kind that keep you up at night. They stress you out and make it so you can't function like a normal person. Well... I'm glad that you are here, I'm glad that you made it and that I can help you.

Q: When you can't find your shoes, where is the most logical place to look?
A: Look in the bottom of the laundry, naturally!

Q} Do shoes really have super powers? No.... sorry they do not make you run faster, or jump higher....
A: Not unless they are Transformer shoes, then of course they have super powers and really cool powers like wall clinging.

Q:Your pet dinosaur has been bugging you all day, what do you do?
A} Take him for a walk, and since they don't walk on a leash very well, it's easiest if you put them on the scooter.

***{forward....I went to Utah last March for my brother wedding, and ever where I went I saw a blue FJ Cruiser, I now see is all the time... I swear the car is stalking me.}***

Q}What do you do when you are sure you are being stalked by a car? {a blue FJ Cruiser to be exact}

A} You make them move next door so you can watch them!

Q} You have a new umbrella and no rain, what do you do?

A} Use the sprinklers

Q} You come down stairs and your stuff has been moved.... ghosts maybe.

A:{Or you can just look in the reflection.} If you are going to be sneaky, don't take a picture of yourself.

Q} What do you do when your neighbor wants her 15 minute of fame....
A} Easy... put her picture on you blog. Look Priscilla it's you!!!! {this is my totally awesome {and hot, and talented, and funny} neighbor!}

Q} What do you do if you want to fly....
A: Flap your arms really fast. {and have a super cool swing}

Q:What happens when you put dad in charge of breakfast?
A: You get German Chocolate cake and milk

Q:What happens when you give the boy what ever he wants to keep him quiet during church?

A: He breaks it.

Q: Why are boys so convenient?
A: Does this need an explanation??

Q: What do you do when you don't like the blondish, redish, orangeish color in your hair? And then.... you leave in the dark hair dye in to long,{thanks to a phone call with the neighbor that wants her 15 minutes} and then.... the husband is making fun of you because you look gothic?
A: Wash your hair and then do a hot oil treatment and then.... use dawn dish soap to draw out more color. Then you get the dark brown {NOT black} color that you wanted.

Q: People ask me all the time if I share with my kids.....
A: Of course I do!!! I eat the red and green candies, and they get the orange and yellow, the ones I don't like.

Q: What do red, yellow, green, blue, orange, and purple make?
A: A brownish, greenish, greyish color.

Q: What do you get when a permanent marker and a toddler are in the same room together?

A: You get a work of art. Just.... not where you want it.
There you have it. I hope you can sleep better now, and that your curiosity is cured... at least a little bit. If you have any other question let me know I would love to solve them for you.


Ariella said...

This post made me laugh so hard! Wow, how did you capture every little boy oddity in one post? Love the brownish, greenish greyish color, and the sprinkler, what are the monsoons not out yet? The picture of the scooter-riding dinosaur is priceless.

Stuart and Heather said...

You are an AWESOME blogger! I love your posts! They always make me laugh. Keep up the good work, I need the laughs!

Aimee said...

What a funny post! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

Melissa said...

I love your blog, you are so funny! Have you ever watched any of Bill Cosby's old comedy routines? He does one about when his wife made him get the kids breakfast, it comes with a song..."Dad is great, he gives us chocolate cake!"

The Blonde Duck said...

That shoe shot is awesome!

Whitney said...

Shoes in the laundry? Dinosaurs on scooters? Peeing in the yard?

I learn so much about how little boys are from your blog!

Funny little duckies!

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